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When i got home last night i went out to check on my plants. i saw that Zorak wasn't there. well after around an hour looking for him i found him at my computer on a porno site for Mantises. is there anything you can't find on the net?

Zorak starts a band

Is this the real life? 

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A little high, little low

Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

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Zorak meets the Wife

Well i had a rude awakening this morning at 5:30am i hear this blood curdling scream coming from the kitchen, so i sprang from my bed to see what my wife was freaking out over. as i came around the corner of my bed i stubbed my big toe on the metal frame so hard i think i am going to lose the nail. just before i get to the door i can hear pots and pans hitting the wall in the kitchen so i think my wife is throwing them at someone. i grab the baseball bat thats by my door. as i get to the kitchen i see her standing in the corner she starts yelling at me "kill it kill it, its huge kill it before it gets down". i turn around and look above the window were she's was pointing and there's Zorak staring at me. he had this look on his face like keep her away from me she's a psycho man. well to make a long story short i managed to get him down and back outside where it's safe

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The death of a camera

Zorak here was hanging off one of my cannabis plants last night and i went in for a close up.. well i guess he didn't like that because next thing i know he's flying at my face, and i know what your thinking oh shit it can fly because those were my last thoughts as i fell over backwards and kicked over my younglings. i did however save them from the fall by tossing my camera up into the air where it bounced off the porch and fell 3 floors down.

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I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille

So i was water my plants like i do and i couldn't find zorak i thought he left, but then over on my peppers  i saw him standing their looking at me. so i went in for a real close up, i got a grate photo of him.

oh a hunting we will go

It's been a few days since  Zorak got here but he is still here. i don't know what he is eating though he is going back and forth to my peppers and tomatoes back to my cannabis 

Zorak arrives

So where do I begin, well like most Stories at the beginning.you see my family and i love fresh vegetables from the garden, we live on the 3rd floor so all are plants have to be grown in containers and we have had some nice vegetables in the past. once are home state of Massachusetts legalized recreational cannabis i decided to expand my garden. this year i started my cannabis in doors and when the weather warmed up i moved them outside. about 2 weeks later i saw this rater odd looking bug moving on my weed. its the first time i had ever seen a praying mantis in person before and all the pictures of one that i had seen they were green not red so i looked it up and i posted it to facebook and it turned out he was good for my garden. since he is staying here i named him Zorak Defender of my weed. The only problem is he defends the weed even from me. 

so once or twice a week i'll be posting whats been going on with Zorak and my plants so check back often to see whet we are getting up to.