Zorak meets the Wife

Well i had a rude awakening this morning at 5:30am i hear this blood curdling scream coming from the kitchen, so i sprang from my bed to see what my wife was freaking out over. as i came around the corner of my bed i stubbed my big toe on the metal frame so hard i think i am going to lose the nail. just before i get to the door i can hear pots and pans hitting the wall in the kitchen so i think my wife is throwing them at someone. i grab the baseball bat thats by my door. as i get to the kitchen i see her standing in the corner she starts yelling at me "kill it kill it, its huge kill it before it gets down". i turn around and look above the window were she's was pointing and there's Zorak staring at me. he had this look on his face like keep her away from me she's a psycho man. well to make a long story short i managed to get him down and back outside where it's safe